Great story, but I would think that the viewer must have some understanding of Civil War history to understand the goings-on with the film.
If you don’t know who Harriet Tubman is and the Underground Railroad, or Jefferson Davis, or Stephen Douglas, you might struggle through this story.
We meet young Mr. Lincoln as a boy, whose mother is killed by a vampire. At his mother’s grave, he resolves to kill the guy, not knowing that he is part of the undead.
Lincoln meets a man who claims to know how to get revenge, teaches him in the ways of whipping around an axe until it goes faster than the eye can follow. Lincoln also learns martial arts moves and runs up walls so he can jump down and swing faster.
Obviously one rolls one’s eyes, since martial arts was basically unknown in American society in the mid-19th century.
Still, it’s fun seeing the vampires get together to create a nation of their own, complete with a 5000 year old vampire who supports the South, so the slaves can be a constant source of blood for them. Yikes!
An ocean of horses, as a vampire runs and jumps from horse to horse, and breaks a few of the animals’ necks as he is chased by Honest Abe. No animals were hurt, since the CGI horses cannot be killed. But wow, so realistic!
The story is even better when we get to Abe stumping for president. When we see the guy before a mighty (CGI) crowd, giving his Emancipation Proclamation (look it up!) it is an amazing thing.
Tim Burton helped produce this one and it shows with the crazy imagery and the horrific attacks by the vampires.
Yes, little Willie Lincoln did die at 11 years, though I’m doubtful it was by a vengeful vampire back from Abe’s youth to wreak havoc on his family.
Yes, the Union had a hard time at Gettysburg, though I doubt it was because of vampires being indestructible to lead bullets, nor that getting silver bullets and silver cannonballs turned the tide of war.
If there was a 5,000 year old vampire who witnessed the Jews being slaves to Egypt, why did it take Adam so dang long to get a following and a nation? You’d think after the first 2000 years he might get bored or something. Oh well.
The film is gory, horrific and a lot of fun. If you’re a Civil War enthusiast, you’ll have a lot more fun pointing out inaccuracies and such or even understanding the puns and humor of the tale.
I enjoyed the special features too, though the meeting of Lincoln and Poe and such were stretching it a bit.
Cast & Crew:
Timur Bekmambetov Director, Producer
Jim Lemley Producer
Tim Burton Producer
John J. Kelly Executive Producer
Michele Wolkoff Executive Producer
Seth Grahame-Smith Executive Producer, Book Author, Screenwriter
Benjamin Walker as Abraham Lincoln, a secret vampire hunter, who serves as the 16th President of the United States and the main protagonist.
Dominic Cooper as Henry Sturges, Lincoln’s mentor in vampire hunting, a former vampire hunter, and a vampire who lost his wife and humanity to vampires.
Anthony Mackie as William Johnson, Lincoln’s earliest and closest friend.
Curtis Harris as Young Will
Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Mary Todd Lincoln, Lincoln’s wife.
Rufus Sewell as Adam, the powerful leader of an order of vampires .
Marton Csokas as Jack Barts, a plantation owner and the vampire who killed Lincoln’s mother.